BeelzeRog Episode 41: Unreal Tournament 2004 Nude Mods Part 2

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In the first part, we went through several Unreal Tournament 2004 nude skins and maps. In that time, a few things have happened. Some of them we’ll talk about here, and some during the usual throw-a-coin-to-your-nude-mod-witcher part of the video.

Rini: I should write a little ditty to that. “Throw a coin to your nude mod witcher!” There you go, I like that.

One of the nice things is that Epic Games has made Unreal Tournament 2004 freely available through oldunreal.com, just like they’ve done with the original Unreal and Unreal Tournament. Be sure to get the free patches as well, which will let them run more easily in better resolutions. You won’t see that reflected in the game footage because I’m too lazy to re-record everything.

Rini: Lazy!

Though, speaking of throwing some coin, oldunreal.com does take donations.

So we will be continuing to look through the massive adult map dump by WTFDiealot. As with the previous video, I won’t be saying their name every time, but I will mention the name of the map makers whose work was used in the map or helped WTFDiealot with making the map. You can download all of these at unrealarchive.org. Also, as before, I’ll be grouping these by map themes.

So we’re going to start out full-size now in some rather massive arenas with DM-WTF-Pornstar-Alexis-Adams-MP with Author Unknown, which is a multi-level dark wood and brick arena with massive images of Pornstar Alexis Adams.

Rini: Oh, oh, oh, that’s the chick. Okay. Duh.

To switch things, we go to Egypt for DM-WTF-Pornstar-Doris-Ivy with this single-level multi-room arena with many pictures of Doris Ivy in action.

DM-WTF-Pornstar-Mia-Malkova-MP is a heavily sci-fi tech space with glass ramps connecting its various levels and plenty of Mia Malkova’s pictures to look at.

We continue with the industrial looks with DM-WTF-Pornstar-Remy-La-Croix-MP, originally by Jsh,

Rini: Jsh?

Jsh.

Rini: Jsh.

with the massive indoor-outdoor complex featuring Remy La Croix in what looks like should be a capture-the-flag map.

Meantime, DM-WTF-Pornstar-Riley-Steele-MP,

Rini: That’s a much easier name to say. Thank you, Riley, for us dumb Americans and making your name more easy to pronounce,

goes with the stone-and-steel industrial look with open multi-level arena plastered with Riley Steele’s images.

Rini: Okay, what does the MP stand for?

Multiplayer.

Rini: Oh, because I keep thinking that’s a British member of parliament.

No.

Rini: It’s very confusing to my brain.

Continuing with the industrial factory warehouse look is DM-WTF-Pornstar-Zuzanna-Z-MP, less open space than before with a mixture of corridors and open arenas, plus plenty of Zuzanna’s Z’s pictures.

Last of the full-on porn stars is DM-WTF-Inna-Basement-MP, featuring Inna Innaki on the walls of a very open arena with computer circuitry-inspired art on the walls. More cheesecake photos than nudes, but there’s a few scattered in.

Rini: Okay, I do like the name of that, though. I’m always in favor of bad puns.

There’s a couple more celebrity ones, but they’re only cheesecake photos and only qualifies as adult if you think Maxim Magazine was porn.

So let’s move into some more general arenas now with multiple models on the walls. First up, DM-WTF-BeautyBabes-MP is a massive arena with wooden floors and gray brick walls with multiple levels, plus lots of hidden tunnels and teleports.

Next up with DM-WTF-Camel-Toe-Hoes-MP,

Break for Rini’s laughter

I was waiting for that reaction…

a single-level granite-gray arena with blood-splattered walls and floors featuring images focusing on women’s shaven labia.

Meantime, DM-WTF-Dodge-Around-Em-MP, original version by A.S.S. Monolith, is a large open arena with various wood-plank obstacles in the way, otherwise stone floors, gray brick walls with vertical photos on them.

DM-WTF-Idoma-XL-MP, originally by Sjoerd De Jong, looks like a Tomb Raider level with its steel and stone structures overrun with plant life and water leaks.

A similar type area is DM-WTF-Idrus-Due-MP, originally by Etienne E.T. Morasse, another multi-level area, but less overgrowth and more standing water. Also, some of the images include couples having sex, not just standard pin-up photos.

Moving from Jungle Ruins to something a little more Greco-Roman, DM-WTF-Koden-MP, originally by SaKa, says in its description that it’s a warehouse, but the reliefs around the ceiling give it the look of a ruin itself.

DM-WTF-Q3DM4-MP, original by Nicholas, is a futuristic warehouse setting featuring large metal rooms connected by smaller ringed tunnels.

Another original by Sjoerd De Jong, DM-WTF-Rankin-Sexy-MP, feels much more like an old-fashioned warehouse with brick walls and concrete columns. Three levels complete with a rainstorm outside, I’m kind of wondering about the carpeted floor.

Whenever I see Rankin, especially that spelling, I just think Rankin-Bass, which kind of makes my brain go funky.

DM-WTF-Redeemer-Trials-MP looks more like a proper dungeon type with the rusted iron gates and four large rooms connected in various ways.

From indoor arenas to outdoors on an alien-ish planet with DM-WTF-Shiny-Thingy-MP, originally by {TARD}-4u2nv. This level lives up to its name with an open, glossy structure of steel and glass in the middle of a plane that looks to be surrounded by cold lava.

Rini: It’s shiny. It makes me think of 1980s Corvette pink jobs.

Also some hardcore photos mixed in with the usual news.

Rini: Hardcore, dude.

DM-WTF-Stalwart-Monitored-MP appears to be a futuristic military station complete with bays with vehicles being prepared. One single level, but spread out for variety.

Another indoor-outdoor complex, DM-WTF-Structured-MP, originally by Brooke Brady, has the look of an old base left to the elements with some larger pits open to the sky.

Meantime, DM-WTF-The Fan-Room-MP is an enclosed two-level circular arena with a tunnel circling the back and a giant fan that will grind you to bits in the middle.

Rini: MMMMMM!

Nice going, chum.

DM-WTF-Under-LE-MP, originally by MarsFyre, is a more standard decaying industrial arena with multiple levels, lots of leftover wiring and equipment, working elevators, and photos of women in garter belts and stockings.

Rini: Are garter belts and stockings really that sexy? I’ve always wondered that. I mean, from an aesthetic standpoint, it has that old-timey thing, I guess, but, you know, having actually worn stockings and garter belts, they’re not comfortable. I don’t find them comfortable.

There’s quite a bit of difference between comfort and what looks good.

Rini: This is why I just don’t wear anything.

Another arena with lots of different types of stone, DM-WTF-Vanilla-Sexier-MP, originally by Francois Lacombe, aka OrionCo30, is a much more spread out arena with lots of ramps and platforms and purple water that only looks radioactive.

And lastly, for the pure arena maps, we have DM-WTF-Wicked-MP, originally by Pablo Perugino, a futuristic concrete and steel map with striking teleporters, as well as some four-level drops.

Before we get into the next set of maps, some of you may have gotten the news that Discord is still going to be instituting a rather invasive age verification system in the second half of 2026. While there’s various ways to get around it, I’m not going to ask you to put yourself through that. Instead, I’ve installed the forums back on my website, BeelzeRog.com, which also has videos, transcripts, links, and with stuff to buy on our store or get free downloads. Stop by to ask questions or just say hi.

Otherwise, hang out with me on joystick.tv/u/beelzerog, usually on Tuesdays at 8pm Mountain Time. You can also support us by going to subscribestar.adult/beelzerog, while that lasts, links on our social media are off beelzerog.com.

Now, back to the maps. Let’s visit some tombs and temples, shall we? Let’s start with some Egyptian-themed DM-WTF-Cheops-MP, originally by Steve Keene. Features several layers with a central altar in the middle.

DM-WTF-Crypt-of-Fooki-MP, originally by Yuloc. Looks a little more standard Christian in iconography, if you ignore all the naked women.

Rini: I like the transgressive Catholic stuff.

Larger than Cheops, with brick walls and stained glass windows.

Heading over to the other side of the world with DM WTF Far East MP, by Attila.

Rini: hmmmmm

This is much more spread out, with its three levels, Asian interior design,

Rini: Hmmmmm

and photos of Asian women on the walls.

Rini: HMMMMMM

Are we objecting?

Rini: All from the country of Asia.

I didn’t want to make the mistake of trying to specify. I mean, it kind of looks Chinese, but I keep them.

Rini: Chinese in so much as it’s 1990 Black Rain in a sex dungeon.

Screen Text: I think she meant 1993’s “Rising Sun“. Easy to get the two mixed up.

I object to sex dungeon, simply because sex dungeon would have actually had, you know, whips and chains and wheels and everything else.

Rini: Well, that’s true, but it’s goofy.

We’ll finish off under the sea.

Rini: Under the sea.

With a few levels that will leave you a bit damp, if not completely wet.

Rini: Hahaha!

We start with DM-WTF-Oceanic-MP, which places you in an underwater museum, complete with sharks swimming outside and photos of naked women enjoying themselves underwater.

DM-WTF-Shark-Lab-Arena-MP is a much larger and more industrial looking area, with large tanks and some airlocks with extra goodies. Same theme of naked women underwater.

Rini: Under the sea.

And lastly, we have DM-WTF-The-Water-Gallery-MP, which at first glance seems a very basic single level map, but features standing water on the floor, water flowing from the ceiling, and wall textures that move downward. And a lot of images of wet women.

So that ends the second video of our UT 2004 list. Man, I still have so many to get through. Honestly, I think I’m going to have to space these out a little more, so expect a few other Nude Mod reviews interspersed with these lists. I hope y’all won’t mind. Later.

Rini: Byyyyyeeee!

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