BeelzeRog Episode 39 Nude Mod Review: Unreal Tournament 2004 Part 1
On December 6, 2025 by beelzerog
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After the initial success of Unreal Tournament, Epic Games started working on sequels that would also showcase its updated Unreal Engine. With that in mind, Unreal Tournament 2003, running on Unreal Engine 2, was released in late 2002. With an updated version, Unreal Tournament 2004, running on Unreal Engine 2.5, released in early 2004, with added graphical upgrades, as well as the inclusion of vehicles and room for larger Onslaught maps.
Rini: Onslaught!
Many mods that work with UT2003 will work with 2004.
To be honest, I wasn’t planning on doing another Unreal Tournament episode. While there were plenty of adult skins and maps available for UT99, the sequels seemed to be lacking in any and all smutty content.
Rini: Maybe ’99 to 2000 was just an unsmutty time?
Ah, maybe.
It didn’t help that I had barely played the UT sequels anyway. There were a handful for UT2004 when you combine them with 2003 mods, but not enough for a video. I kinda set it aside as something I might combine with another game, or at the very least, a video short. It didn’t help that Epic Games stopped selling or supporting any of the Unreal Tournament games in December 2022.
Then August 2024 rolled around, and I checked the latest additions to the Unreal Archive, and it was flooded with new adult maps, all thanks to one map maker by the name of {WTF}Diealot.
Rini: That should be my gamer tag. I suck at games, I’ll be honest.
What the fuck? I’m dead!
This ends up being 119 maps, a mix of original maps, altered maps, and collaborations with other people. Due to the sheer volume, we’ll be doing this in three parts, and I might be skimming through some of them.
Let’s start with models and skins. Most of these will be on Unreal Archive, but I’ll note if there are some that are on other sites.
One of the first we’ll cover is a returning champion with Makoto, unknown, which is the updated Danger Girl models from the original Unreal Tournament in UT 2003.
Rini: Danger Girl!
This contains eight skins, six of which are Kelly, Kelly Nue, Laura, Laura Nue, Makoto, and Unpretty. You can remove individual skins from the collection.
Rini: You know, I’m feeling that Unpretty is getting, like, bagged on here. I get an Unpretty, but why doesn’t Unpretty get an Unpretty Nue?
She’s mostly nue anyway.
Rini: Oh.
Second collection is Alley Cat by aliasNIGMA, originally for UT 2003, containing the skins Alley Cat, Bad Cat, Hearts Alley, Laced Lynx, Lolita Alley, Ribbon Alley, Ripper Alley, Sexy Alley, and Sleek Alley.
Rini: Straight cat, strut, I’m an alley cat.
The skins are in one texture file, so you’ll have to take them all.
Aidavoice, unknown, is a character imported from the game Unreal 2. This includes Aida, Aida (nude), and Aidavoice. Again, multiple skins in single texture packs.
Vida, unknown, contains two skins, Vida and Bad Vida.
Rini: You know, they kind of miss an opportunity of Living the Vida Loca.
Annettakeysxxx by AE has three skins. The two nude ones are Annettakeysxxx and Annettakeysbluexxx. These have separate texture files, so you don’t have to have them all.
A similar skin is Annikaanettax by AE.
Nudopatra Recreated, recreated by Ghost, is a modification of the standard Cleopatra model in UT2004.
Virginia by The Mad Scrawler.
UT2004 Tina, unknown, imported from the fighting game Dead or Alive.
Aterrakis, unknown.
Tatz, unknown.
Rush, unknown.
Getting into the more crazy skins, let’s start with the cyborg, AmeliaV5 by Qx9.
In a similar vein, Project:16-3 by Adrian Lopresto.
And if you’ll indulge me, there’s Steel, unknown, a model based on Hajime Sarayama‘s Sexy Robot art series.
Getting even crazier is AbyssNude by HYDE. This winged model has a sister named Vanity, though the nude skin author is unknown. There are clothed versions of each, so be sure you know what you’re downloading, usually a good idea anyway.
Rini: Yeah, don’t go to those sites that end with R-U, just saying.
And we can get really furry, or maybe scaly in this case, with argonian race, the elder scrolls,(NSFW) by Luigi654.
Rini: Best race.
This contains 21 different variations, some more pronounced than others. The textures are grouped in three files.
Rini: And there better be a Lusty Argonian Maid, She-Lifts-Her-Tail, in that mix.
There’s nobody in a maid outfit, they’re all naked.
Rini: Talk about throwing away your shot and not doing Lusty Argonian Maid. It’s, I mean, Lusty Argonian Maid is like, everybody knows about Lusty Argonian Maid. Argonian best race.
Out of left field comes nala – the lion king (NSFW), also by luigi654, as well as WarfareMachine.
Then comes papi – monster monsume (SFW/ NSFW), by luigi654, and devilscry. This monster girl has five different skins, but only one is nude.
Lastly, we can catch some Pokemon, with anthro arbok – pokemon (NSFW), by luigi654 and KP0988, as well as anthro nidoqueen – pokemon (SFW/NSFW). by luigi654 and jojje. it has Safe for Work and Not Safe for Work versions packed in their texture.
Before we get to maps, just remember that you can head to our website, beelzerog.com, for videos, transcripts, links, and with stuff to buy at our store or get free downloads.
Rini: Because free is good. You like free.
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Rini: Please.
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Rini: It’s really fun and we don’t bite.
Links on our social media or off Beelzerog.com. Now, onto the maps. {WTF}Diealot didn’t do any Capture the Flag maps, but other map makers did. More for UT2003. But they work just fine.
One is CTF_Naked_Space by RICK(cutestuff). This is a huge Egyptian-themed map with two towers on either side. The nude art is on each tower’s floor and the central hub between the towers.
Rini: So is it like the cover of Iron Maiden’s PowerSlave? Because that would be cool.
In a roundabout way, yeah, but imagine two of those pyramids at opposite ends.
CTF_Naked_Runin by rick(hate_you_guys) is a much smaller map with large central area and tunnels going around to either side. The nudes are hidden in this one behind false walls.
Now for the main event, the Deathmatch maps.
Rini: Deathmatch.
There’s a file you’ll need in several of them, AA11AA.UTX, which isn’t included in any of the {WTF}Diealot maps, but X-Palace by author Scott Drysdale, originally for UT2003, has it included. So be sure to grab it. This map is one of many with the adult video store theme.
See, kids, there were these things called porn stores where you rented physical copies of porn to watch, but that’s not important right now.
Rini: Billy, do you like gladiator movies?
Anyway, I’ll be grouping these maps by themes and how they are set up. These maps make you and your opponents appear tiny, borrower-sized people running around the floor and on shelves. These maps also have fall damage and regular gravity, unlike some of the ones I showed in the UT99 video.
Rini: (squeeky voice) Oh, shit! Gravity!
So play accordingly.
Rini: (squeeky voice) Yay, boobies!
Alongside the shelves and shelves of porn covers, there’s a mini theater in the back where you can see a boobie image on the screen.
Rini: Just one boobie? Just one boobie.
Okay. It doesn’t move. Oh, well, that’s a tad bit disappointing. Getting into {WTF}Diealot’s catalog, let’s start with a related theme, DM-WTF-Porno-DVD-Shop-MP by {WTF}Diealot with an unknown original designer. From now on, all maps will be by WTF, and I’ll only add notes if there’s a collaboration or based on another map. This is a much more complex map than X Palace with more shelves in different areas, as well as a giant NPC behind the counter.
Or just walk down the street to DM-WTF-The-Sex-Store-MP, which is actually laid out more like X Palace, but has a few rotating shelves and a small video booths in the back with looped animations running.
Rini: Oh, no static boob this time.
Maybe you need a new TV to watch the porn you picked up, so let’s stop at DM-WTF-The-TV-Store-MP, where videos are being played so you and Homer Simpson can compare and contrast. Never mind Beavis and Butthead, they’re just having the best day of their lives.
Rini: “How much mayonnaise goes in the waffles?“
(Imitating Butthead) “Does this count as scoring?”
Well, if you’re done getting some spicy videos and a TV to watch, drop by DM-WTF-Girls-Lingerie-Shop-MP, which is full of lots of female figures browsing and trying on lingerie.
Rini: “Oh, my God, does this merry widow make my butt look huge?”
Similar but smaller store is DM-WTF-Girls-Boutique-MP. Ran into a little problem with two dots before the file extension, making it not show up in my map list. Fix that when you download it.
Or maybe you want to put your feet up in an old-fashioned porn theater.
Rini: Ew, because you don’t want your feet on the floor.
DM-WTF-Adult-Cinema-MP isn’t quite as sleazy as the old days, but you do have a lobby of a variety of porn posters and some looped animations on the theater screen.
But you know what? Home is where the heart is, so let’s have some fun running around the old homestead blowing things up. DM-WTF-The-Family-House-MP, edited by combits, lets you run around a three-bedroom, two-story home complete with porn on every TV and someone having fun in the shower.
Maybe you don’t need the whole house, so how about DM-WTF-Family-Room-MP? More like a dining room and a living room, but it still works.
Rini: Are we still wee?
We are still wee.
You could head upstairs and just run around DM-WTF-Girls-Bedroom-MP, just a couple of girls hanging out naked, watching porn on separate screens.
Rini: Yes, as girls are wont to do.
Or head even further up into DM-WTF-Attic-Escape-MP and see the little hidey hole that one of the special forces soldiers set up to jerk off to. Even the mouse hole has porn.
Rini: You know, I’m more disturbed by the special forces than the mouse hole porn.
But maybe you want the room but need to downsize a bit. Try DM-WTF-The-Appartment-MP, two bedrooms, galley kitchen, and the same woman taking a shower.
Rini: She gets around.
Or you can try DM-WTF-The-Flat-MP, originally by {POWER}Fred, which is also two bedrooms but a little more porn decorations on the walls and a few more people hanging out, including our perpetual bather.
Rini: My goodness.
As an aside, we’re going to see a lot of reused assets in these maps, which really becomes blatant when you’re trying to review a whole lot of them at once. I’ll refrain from trying to turn them into running jokes.
Let’s go for something really intimate with DM-WTF-Bachelor-Pad-MP, edited by Michael«(DxTrEmeFx, with only one bedroom but a hot tub, a fire pit, and some nice distinct wall art compared to the other maps.
Rini: And Thank God you can’t smell it.
But maybe you want more room for parties, so screw the walls with DM-WTF-Warehouse-Pad-MP, originally by TEX, a two-floor open floor plan with plenty of people enjoying themselves.
Rini: So I saw Flashdance when I was a little kid, and I have forever since wanted a warehouse open-apartment like that. That’s such a sight. I love that.
So to round things out, let’s go from the house to the really bizarre. These are full-sized maps, so you’re not quite running around microsized.
Rini: No more wee.
But they’re very bizarre, and a word of warning, a lot of flashing lights.
First is DM-WTF-Clowns-Circus-MP. This drops you under the circus big top with a bunch of clown NPCs on unicycles running around the map. There’s the main ring of the circus, plus a back area that rings around it, all with either creepy clown art or clown porn on the walls.
Lastly, we have DM-WTF-Evil-Clowns-MP.
Rini: More fucking clowns.
This is a single-story arena, also with creepy clown and clown porn on the walls, but flashing lighted tunnels and headache-inducing textures. This one is for the truly brave.
Rini: Or that like clown porn.
With that mental image, we’ll end this first part of this Unreal Tournament 2004 tour. Come back again for more Adult Levels soon.
Later.
Rini: Bye.
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